July 2011
JK Rowling has revealed that Harry is actually Frodo Baggins who is a Timelord (and part-time Jedi) serving aboard the USS Enterprise under Captain Jack Sparrow and all seven books were a dream Harry had after he fell down the Rabbit Hole into Narnia.
{Voodoo}
Don't just fuck the police.
Take the police on a romantic dinner date, and really win them over. Over the course of the next few months, slowly win the absolute affection of the police. Make the police fall in love with you, make the police unable to imaging life without you. Eventually, once your relationship has reached the apex of perfection, tenderly make love to the police. Make the police want you. No. Make the police need you. Then move away and never call again.
{Voodoo}
